Umphrey's McGee > Songs > Mail Package > Lyrics


    A little hazy in the morning
    Mental blinders on, I'm looking straight ahead
    Today that package better come
    The damn mailman always bring me the wrong shit
    The damn mailman always bring me the wrong

    A dozen telegrams and such
    I want that package now, I could have some fun
    And no one knows just what it is
    A cornbread kit or a blow up doll
    Only I know what it is

    ?
    As of now my patience is running thin
    Today my package better come
    I'm kinda goin' crazy but it ????
    Damn mailman always give me the wrong shit

    A big ol' tub of mayonnaise
    Or a DVD, of what I can not say
    Some stinky cheese and wine
    Or an implant for my behind
    Corn bread kit or a blow up doll
    Only I know what it is

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