A little hazy in the morning
Mental blinders on, I'm looking straight ahead
Today that package better come
The damn mailman always bring me the wrong shit
The damn mailman always bring me the wrong

A dozen telegrams and such
I want that package now, I could have some fun
And no one knows just what it is
A cornbread kit or a blow up doll
Only I know what it is

?
As of now my patience is running thin
Today my package better come
I'm kinda goin' crazy but it ????
Damn mailman always give me the wrong shit

A big ol' tub of mayonnaise
Or a DVD, of what I can not say
Some stinky cheese and wine
Or an implant for my behind
Corn bread kit or a blow up doll
Only I know what it is